15
January

“Scarelementary School”


“Scarelementary School”

Here’s a “picture” from a child’s perspective, of life in the Deep South in the late 1950’s. As a fourth-grader at Oak Park Elementary School, I was transfused with a fear that to this very day has been the most frightful experience of my life. Chennault Military Air Force Base, in Lake Charles, Louisiana, along with “government scare tactics”, was largely responsible for filling this little boy’s (along with many other boy’s and girl’s) heart and mind with the most chilling and morbid pictures of just how my life was to come to a fiery, nuclear end.

All of a sudden, the men in the “dark suits”, and the military “regalia”, deemed it critically necessary to inform us of impending doom originating from the South…around Cuba way….We were told that Chennault Military Base would be the number one target of Russian Nuclear Missiles that would be launched from Cuba. It was never a matter of “if”, but rather “when” this world-ending strike would take place. Along with the news of our certain demise, there were instituted new rules and regulations to deal with “The Event.”

It became mandatory that all students wear military style “dog tags” to school.

You can see our dog tags in the video below.

If you arrived at class without yours, you were sent immediately home to fetch them up. The tags contained such info as name, address, date of birth, and religious preference. To address this, there was a “P” for Protestant or a “C for Catholic. As a joke, we would refer to one another as a Poodle or a Collie, based upon your religious moniker. We had no Jewish classmates, so there was no dog to go with J. The teachers were very adept at explaining that these dog tags could withstand temperatures of 1,000 degrees, so that our remains could be identified, if there were any people left after the “big boom”.

 

Here is another video of us wearing our dog tags.  I sure wish I still had mine.

Day after day, the streets were filled with grim-faced military personnel; riding from who knows where to who knows where on their grey colored Vespa Durkopp Diana motor-scooters. We always wondered what they were thinking, and what sinister activities could they be up to. My Uncle Don was one of the “air-dales”, and he was always pale and silent. These SOLDIERS had their own housing project of little “cracker-boxes” on the south side of town. Most are still standing today, and can be had for a “song and a dance”. They look so drab and foreboding now….the “haunts of the doom-Sayers and ne’re-do-wells.”

Jets on maneuvers would fly very low over our town, day and night. Night-time was the most frightening….right over the rooftops, they would scream and roar, frequently followed by ground-shaking sonic booms…were they “THEIR’S OR OURS?” Were their missiles launched? Daytime bomb drills were the rule during the week. An ear-piercing siren would signify the drill…or was it a drill? We were never sure; and what you did was crawl under your desk and cover your head and eyes with your arms. Wow, what a great defense against nuclear weapons! Presently, the siren would sound again, signifying “all clear”. Okay class, back to work! Why did we continue to pursue our future in education, when we knew that we had no future at all?

Other strange occurrences happened on a regular basis. One bright, sun-shiny morning, we were playing at recess when the sky became very dark, and the air smelled metallic. As we looked skyward, we beheld millions of streamers of aluminum foil falling from the darkened sky. They fell from the sky and completely covered our school ground. We were told later that the military was working on ways to jam enemy radar. And speaking of radar, there was an installation out on Highway 14 south of town. One of the radar scopes continually moved up and down and made a terrible clicking sound, while the other spun madly in a never-ending circle, making a sound like the wailing of a banshee. They were made of metal, but we figured they were capable of thought. They had to have something to do with the military.

Our next-door neighbor was an “Air-Dale”. He was very quiet and reclusive after his wife and child left him during mysterious circumstances. Were they told to go? Made to leave by the Military? We felt badly for him, because back in those days we knew nothing of broken families and divorce. The neighborhood snoop went searching for him one day in July, and entered his home through a window. Inside, he found the airman….he had piled newspapers around the lit space heaters in the living area….he had also slit his wrists and throat. Blood was found on the telephone receiver as though he had tried to call for help….The grey military ambulance came quietly to retrieve his remains, as the entire neighborhood stood silently watching and wondering.

Then one bright and sun-shiny day, the ominous fog of fear lifted. The Military Base closed in 1960, and all of the Military Personnel were just GONE. All of a sudden, the horrible Russians and their Nuclear Arsenal were no longer of any concern to us. All that was left behind was an empty military air force base, and an empty housing project. I don’t know how they knew when we had become “safe”, but they knew. I wonder if there were “Black Suits” in Russia that frightened the life out of the children, with horrible tales of nuclear bombs coming up from the south. Be at peace, all o’ GOD’S Chilluns……..I pray.

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Oyea Kendali, Author

Videos by Travis Perkins

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23
December

Only a Ghostwriter Could Know

My project for this long Holiday Weekend on my Job, (72 of the next 80 hours beginning Friday Morning @ 0700) will be to bestow as much Honest Goodwill toward as many of my co-workers as I can.  I already perceive some of the pain and strain that seems to co-exist with this Holiday Season.

The Solitude of being here in my room for three days should help me to turn Inward…to examine myself……..to try and put forth well-directed energies toward achieving my Ultimate Goal, which is to Share this Life with the only Woman that I have ever, will ever, and could ever Love.

I Truly believe that She needs me, and God knows how I need HER….The pains of Separation are over-powering….my body shudders uncontrollably through lack of Contact with my Mate….If You’ve ever wondered whether or not an Old Man can Love Fervently, well I am here to tell You, only this Ghostwriter could know just how Fervently, and suffice it to say, It’s a Whole Bunch….

I want to embrace the Sights, Smell, Sounds, and Tastes of Christmas….some of my senses have diminished somewhat over the Years, but there is still enough Spirit out there to sustain me….I want to take a HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE RIDE around the Shell Beach Drive area with my Lover….”Snuggled close together like two birds of a feather would be”…holding hands and exchanging Loving Gazes and Shy Little Smiles…..silently pledging our Love to One Another for Eternity and Beyond…..a truly Grownup Version of what we began on the steps of the LAGRANGE JUNIOR HIGH BANDHALL some forty-eight years ago.

If only we could have perceived the Ultimate Power that had filled Our Souls….we would be getting ready to Celebrate One-Half Century Together….In perfect LOVE and Mutual Admiration….Is Time Travel Truly Possible?….See You there, if You dare…

I have to admit to myself that all the Trials and Perils were necessary in order to arrive at my Present Location, and to know beyond all Doubt, That My Love for Her is, has been, and forever more will be the Truest Power on Earth as It Is in Heaven. Just putting these Thoughts in order for Writing, makes Warm and Salty Tears well up and then spill down my lonely face.

Would you believe that SHE once sent me a vial of HER TEARS?  Yes, SHE did….I still possess those SACRED TEARS…right here in my desk drawer….along with the book of poetry and the little black-n-white stuffed puppy, that when You squeeze his side, he says, “I Wuf You, erf, erf….” I always wear the golden wedding band that SHE gave to me….It truly does represent our never-ending Circle of Love.

I Need to Smell her Skin…taste Her Lips, feel Her breathing with my chest as we stand and Embrace….for a Long Long Time….I know that SHE and I will revive the Magic of Christmas…not only for ourselves, but for everyone else also….I’ll bet she Smells like ROSES nowadays.

I think that maybe we will someday hang our Christmas tree upside-down….in tribute to those Lovely Days of Yore….where we will surround ourselves with Loved-Ones…and celebrate the Love and Peace that is THE SEASON.

Thank You for all that you are, my Lanell, and thank You for allowing me to Share Your Life and Your Love….It is a feeling that well, ONLY A GHOST-WRITER COULD KNOW AND APPRECIATE.

The happiest of Holidays to All of Our Treasured Readers….May the Season find You Well and Secure.

Be Well and Prosper,

OYEA KENDALI, AUTHOR.

 

 

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16
December

IZ YOU IZ OR IZ YOU AIN’T?

As a novice dabbler into the world of QUANTUM PHYSICS, I am grappling tenaciously with the concept of No Past, No Future, and only the Now, as It relates to Parallel Universes.  Getting a little spooky, I must admit, but for nearly forty-five years now, my mind has been wrestling with the Fact that I have a TWIN!  No fooling, really, I think.

Here’s the story, as I recall it:  As a young “Musician”, and naturally a very sought after Boy About Town, I was ‘dating’ a young lady who attended the CATHOLIC school in my home town.  All musicians dated the Catholic girls almost exclusively, because they had the reputation of being um, let’s see, the most passionate.

I do recall holding hands and giggling a time or two…… And even though their MO was unfounded, it made me feel cooler to my peers without actually having to engage in any passionate or romantic relationships.  The pressure was off, so to speak, because the GUYS assumed that I had it ALL, and that made the rest of the GIRLS jealous.  It was a Great Situation.  ROCK-N-ROLL!!

Now, let’s cut to the CHASE or the SCANDAL, if that be possible. My girlfriend told me one day that her best friend from school had a boyfriend, and that they wanted to double-date with us. (See, the Musician’s Mystique made people want to spend time around us.)  Naturally, I agreed; I mean what else could I do?

When I met this girl one day after school, she belched out an audible gasp, and said, “My, GOD, he looks just like Charles!”  I said something very cute like, “Well, don’t hold that against him.” and, I didn’t think much of it until DATE NITE.  I was introduced to CHARLES, and although I didn’t feel that we “looked alike”, I did notice that we kept looking at one another with disconcerted glances. It definitely was a sensation that I had never felt before and only once since. (that “since” is another story.)

 As we became acquainted, I was met with the shocking NEWS that Charles and I were both born on July 4, 1949 in Jennings, Louisiana.  Now what are the odds?!  There were probably no more than ten births a year at that “one-horse” horsepistol, and here were two guys that were born there on the same date and according to their closest friends, looked just alike!  I asked my Mother about it, and naturally she just smiled, chortled, and dismissed the whole thing as a “mild coincidence”.

So, I am wondering, was that truly my TWIN, or just another ME that chose a different existence in a PARALLEL UNIVERSE?  If you know the answer, please contact me, Oyea Kendali, and tell me the TRUTH.  Please, no prank calls.

 

 

Oyea Kendali,

AUTHOR.

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1
November

Bad Doggie

Eeeeesssshhhhh!  Another Chapter from my helter-skelter CHILDHOOD… At the ripe ol’ age of twelve, my Dad decided that Keno was ready for his first “Deer Hunt.”  We went to Grandpa’s farm, where they had set up a make-shift shooting range.  I shot the Marlin lever-action 30-30 (with the gold trigger) a few times from approximately fifty yards, and surprised Dad with my marksmanship.  I had been shooting in NRA match rifle competition for a couple of years and attained a high level of shooting competency, and now had passed my “sighting-in” session with flying colors.

Mom had bought me warm hunting clothes and some new all-weather boots, in addition to some  “skeeter dope”, and lots of good snack foods and beverages….I was really excited and eagerly anticipating my introduction into the Hunter/Gatherer world that was my Legacy….Couldn’t wait to tell my pals that I was goin’ Huntin’ in the morning.  I believe that Mom was a little nervous about her little handicapped child going on such a dangerous trip, but at the same time, she felt it was a necessary step in my maturation process….(couldn’t lay around the house forever and just remain a little crippled boy.)

My Father had just purchased a shiny new Jeep Wagoneer to take us hunting.  Now I had a Great Uncle who had a welding shop in good ol’ Sol-fur, Looziana.  Dad drove his hunting buddy, Bob Ney, and me to Uncle Andy’s shop to have a trailer-hitch welded to the Jeep.  Also in attendance were my kid brothers, Joel and David, ages four and two.  While Bob and Dad went inside to chat with Uncle Andy and Aunt Sofie, we boys sat down in a freshly welded Yard-Swing that my uncle had made…..The weather was cool and the breeze blew in our faces as we swang….my thoughts were of harvesting the largest deer ever taken in Elizabeth, Louisiana.  Wouldn’t my Daddy be so proud of me?  It could happen………

Behind Uncle Andy’s house was a mobile home that was occupied by my cousin  Billie….Around the trailer was a six-foot-high fence.  Every now and then, I could see the head of a very large German Sheppard as he jumped high to have a look around on the other side.  I thought “Geeeeezzzzz, he looks like he could jump that fence if he chose to.”  And we swang some more….

I continued my day-dream, until a huge canine form caught my eye…over the fence did Rebel sail….too huge bounding steps and then into my lap!  The enraged animal pulled me to the ground and began to maul me to shreds…It took my mind a while to process what was actually happening to me…I had no fear of dogs….I kept talking “doggie talk” to him, telling him to “stop it!”….but to no avail….Our eyes made and held contact for a good long while.  If I believed in Satan “made flesh”, then Rebel was the Devil Incarnate….Such a look of stark Evil as he continued to puncture me with those huge canine teeth and rip the skin from my legs and back.

Some sort of Survival Instinct just took me over….I began pounding with my forearms to the back of The Beast’s head…..now shouting “Stop it, Stop it!” I guess a few blows must have found their mark, for the snarling devil yelped and withdrew from his attack….from nowhere Billie had appeared and leashed her Dog….I somehow flew to the top cross-bar of the swing, where I sat….and I began to shake uncontrollably….I couldn’t talk…I couldn’t cry…I guess I thought that I would die, and I didn’t want to Die….I had to go deer-hunting…..My Father came running up and began to shout and weep as he saw my condition.  “I’ll kill that ___ Damned Dog With My Bare Hands,” he Swore…By now, my cousin was screaming, “Don’t You hurt my dog!,” and Bob was holding my Dad at bay….He said, “Come on , we have to get KENO to the Hospital.”

Off to the Sol-fur hospital we flew….I lay in the tiny emergency room for quite a while before a doctor showed up to survey the damage….From what I could see, the damage was very severe…Gradually, as the initial shock passed, sharp pains began to pulsate and rudely awaken my torn flesh and muscle.

The doctor and a nurse came and removed the remains of my jeans and shirt and put them in a bag.  The nurse began gently cleaning my bites…but then the doctor removed what looked like a stainless steel milk can of alcohol from the freezer and began pouring into the puncture wounds on my thighs….to date, the worst pain I’ve ever experienced…then I received several antibiotic injections….next came the suturing process….that wasn’t so bad, because most of the larger tear-wounds were still numb…even before anesthetic….at last the process was over and Dad picked me up and brought me to car….sat me in the middle seat….and began Cursing again….Bob was continually trying to calm him.

When we arrived home, Mom came out and helped me to my room…She made me hot chocolate and talked so sweetly to me….I could tell that she’d been crying a lot…..told me that she was going to help tend my wounds and change the dressings until I was well.  But Mom, I said,” I have to go deer-hunting in the morning”…..She said that was out of the question, but Dad intervened and said that if I still wanted to go in the morning, then I could still go.

l felt like twice-baked Hell in the morning, but I would never admit it….I feel good Mommy, can I go?  Against all Reason, she said that I could go.

I was so stiff after the car ride to the Hunting Preserve, that I couldn’t straighten my legs out….Dad had to carry me to my Hunting Place and sit me in a chair…..I hurt and I cried, but not where my Pop could see….He would have to be proud of his brave and tough little crippled boy now…He would have to admire me….which is what I wanted more than anything.  Finally the Hunt was over and I got home and went to bed for two days….feeling like I’d grown into Manhood…..

As for Rebel, he was impounded and ultimately Put Down.  As for cousin Billie, she turned out to be much like that Dog….She lost her mind and destroyed her new home with a double-bit axe….went room to room and evidently did a really good job.  Her husband, Arlan, was to find her lying dead in a ditch shortly thereafter….an apparent victim of drug over-dose.

She and Rebel both left this world in a state of Profound Rage….for years after, I had developed something of a dog phobia….i was afraid of all dogs….but one day, I decided to give up living in fear….now it’s as though all dogs know that “I owe them one,” and none of them will ever try and give me any Trouble.

As I am writing this story, I will be going Deer Hunting in just a few more days….I am not a master hunter by any stretch, but I enjoy getting out in the Heavenly Peace of the Wilderness for a few days and nights…..It restoreth my Soul…I might even take a dip of SKOAL, if it helps Travis relate to me better…..I adore Her so Totally.

Be at peace, My Friends,

Oyea Kendali, Author

As told to Travis Perkins

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6
October

Kendali Does Some Hard Time

Way back in 1989, I was in the process of battling some truly powerful “Dark Forces.”  These malevolent Powers were closing in on me from all directions, apparently working in Unison to accomplish the Task of rendering me Powerless.  Why these Ghouls thought that I posed any threat to their Underworld Activities is beyond me.  Suffice it to say that I was Ketchin’ it from all of my People.

My Wife could not be pleased…..My daughter was wearing “All Black” and never communicating with me…..the Young Nymph at work was trying her dead-level-best to ROLL me over….(and was very angry when I did not respond to her advances)….My employer was dissatisfied with my work performance, even though I worked all of the time and did my darndest to succeed.

Never had there been such Heaviness upon these shoulders….I began to Weaken; actually, I began plotting actions to keep me from weakening….If they all wished to see me Fall, then that’s what they would witness…..

I became Quiet and Reclusive, and was prone to times of uncontrollable trembling and weeping….needed so badly to get away where nobody or No Thing could get to me.  I had recently heard of a co-worker being admitted to GREENLEAF HOSPITAL for the purpose of treating her “clinical depression.”  I thought, that’s It!

I immediately walked across the parking lot to my physician’s office and spoke with him at great length about my Problems.  He said that if I truly wanted to go to GREENLEAF, he would sign the order and make it happen.  He said that everyone could use that kind of Retreat at least once in their Lives.

So, Home I went, and told my spouse that I would be leaving for “a while”…..She helped me pack, loaded the car, and drove me the fifty miles to “THE NUT HOUSE.”  I walked hesitantly through the front Door…..

A very nice and caring healthcare professional greeted me as I passed through the gate of freedom that was to hold me securely for the next fifty-six days.  She asked me to empty my pockets and explained that all of my possessions would be kept safely under lock and key until I was “well.”  She had me step over against the wall for a Photograph; if this was not Prison, I needn’t have gotten any closer.  I glimpsed the photo, and thought, “My God, I look awful”….my eyes appeared as lifeless as two burnt holes in a flannel blanket…..Nothing was left of my Soul.

I truly am in the right place, I admitted to myself.  I was shown to my room.  It was clean and quite comfortable in its furnishings.  I was directed to change into comfortable clothing, and was then taken on a tour of the facility.  I had no idea what awaited me, but I expected the worst…After all, it was an “insane asylum.” Groups of patients looked up as I walked by….some smiled, but most looked as forlorn as my photograph had.  Most of them seemed to be in “twilight.”  That’s the drugs, I thought to myself….Will I be reduced to that level?  I hope not…..

It was explained to me by my Nurse, that as a newcomer I would be placed under “SUICIDE WATCH” for a couple of days….Is that truly necessary, I asked.  She said it was simply following protocol…..must obey the rules if we wish to get well…..every day, in every way, we must get better and better.

I ate my first meal at a small table, all by myself with a stern-looking Psych nurse watching my every bite.  I asked when I got to be with the people, and I was told after dinner, that I might go to the activity room and play cards or dominoes…..There was to be no TV or phone calls.  If I wished to smoke, then I must go to the nurse’s desk and request permission to light my cigarette.

I finished eating and went to the “Rec” Room.  I introduced myself to several folks…The woman who was obviously the Matriarch said very matter-of-factly, “Why are you here, you are not sick.”  An air of suspicion soon permeated the table of folks.  One guy even decided that I was sent there by the CIA to undermine their secret networks of operation….that being, where to get drugs, cigarette lighters, and sharp implements….whatever one needed could be had by knowing the right people.  I tried my best to reassure the group that I was there for the same reasons as were they.  For the most part, the doubt seemed to dissolve as we talked and played a game of “BULL-SHIT.

Time for our dope, somebody said….and we had to line up and take our drugs….they were placed in a pile in our hand, and we were given a paper cup of water as the nurse watched us take our meds.  Nobody told us what we were taking; we just had to swallow them without question.

My first night was so fitful….I could not rest, even though my Soul cried out for sleep and peace.  Finally, I was brought some Visteril, and I slept until 3:00 pm the next day.  I felt so much better that I went out seeking the people….Everyone was in “Class,” I was told, and that I would be joining the classes tomorrow.

Before long the patients began returning from their activities, and it was time to eat again.  Folks were friendlier than yesterday, and several asked me if I was feeling better…..I was, and I said so as I thanked them for asking.  The big suspicious guy approached me cautiously, still convinced that I was a “G” man.  I said, “Sir, to graduate from CIA school, a student must demonstrate 15 ways to kill a man silently with his bare hands.” He seemed satisfied with that explanation and never bothered me again.

Then it was medicine time again…..I had slept through the Morning Meds.  I swallowed mine without hesitation.  Played some cards and listened to the heart-rending stories from the devastated patients in our group…..I hurt so badly for them, and realized that as problems go, mine surely were not the most severe.

Next morning, after breakfast and meds, we went to “TRUST SCHOOL.”  It was explained to us that most of our worst issues were a result of our not Knowing and Trusting our fellow human beings, and that we were all in this Thing together.  Known as a “ROPES COURSE,” these exercises were designed to teach us trust and reliance from our fellow Human Beings.

We had to walk a tight-rope……Nobody would do it until I did…..i believe that I was a little unsteady from the drugs, but I got it done….the group smiled and followed suit.  Next, we had to climb a tower, cross our arms over our chest, close our eyes, and fall through space to the waiting arms of the “trust group” waiting below….nobody would go until I did….I must admit, it was a thrill, and I did trust my people to catch me….which they did…..More activities followed, and after I would go first, then the wonderful group would take their respective turns.

It felt so unusual to have so many people look to me for leadership….It actually felt warm and fuzzy….Keno, a leader of men…..I liked it.  The longer I stayed at good ol’ GREENLEAF, the more respect, understanding, and appreciation I had for the patients who resided there…..by and large, through no fault of their own, these ordinary people had been forced to endure extraordinary circumstances, and were fortunate enough to be sent to a Place where like-minded folks could hear them, help them, trust them, and Love them.

My stay there was among the most enlightening and fulfilling experiences that Life  has shown me to this point….One Person has been more important to me, and She knows Who She Is….. Hey, did you ever have that recurring dream where you were unwittingly sent to the “nut-house,” only to find out that the patients were totally sane, and those who ran the Asylum were truly the “crazy ones?”  Guess what, TRUE STORY!

As an interjection to please my most noteworthy Critics, I am inserting an account of the first and only time that I observed any insane behavior in the “LOONIE BIN”. (ON THE PART OF THE PATIENT’S, THAT IS!).  On or about my third or fourth evening, as we were having our “supper” as we say in down here in Louisiana, a young and obviously agitated Oriental woman, ran screaming and ranting into the cafeteria and ran straight up to a little old Granny who was eating by herself.  The enraged young woman grabbed all of the plates, bowls, cups, and glasses and hurled their contents at “Granny”, who sat there in obvious shock….Next, the Angry Lady grabbed a fork from the floor….that’s when I realized that nobody was going to stop these activities….Once again, it seemed that everyone (Staff included) was waiting for Keno Kendali, to take care of business.

We were approaching “CRITICAL”, so I walked over and insinuated myself between the Snarling Japanese girl, and the sweet little ol’ lady. The attacker was quite frail-looking, so disarming her was quite simple.  I asked her name, and she quietly said Imogene; come walk with me, Imogene, and you will feel much better….Then the “white-suits” appeared and popped her with a gargantuan hypo, and she did feel much better in no time.

Later she was to become my “partner” in many of the “Trust Exercises” that we were to accomplish; and she turned out to be such a sweet and pleasant young lady who was merely over-loaded with LIFE’S PROBLEMS.  GO, IMOGENE!  The best of LIFE to You…..

Upon my dismissal from the hospital, my Psychiatrist informed me that just as he’d suspected, I did not have true CLINICAL DEPRESSION, but rather was working too much and trying to satisfy too many people who did not have my best interests at heart.  Very wise man, That Doctor, but then that’s why he gets paid THE BIG BUCKS.

I sometimes remember my wonderful co-inmates and sincerely hope that they are doing as well as I…..me, that CIA plant….sent to undermine their network of human activities.

Oyea Kendali, Author

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2
October

They Walk Among Us


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The following story will be presented as accurately as my mind and memory will allow. It has been quite some time since these “unusual events” unfolded, but I believe my memory still holds them firm. You be the judge…..
“Flying Saucers” and “ET’s” have long been one of my funniest passions here on the Big Blue Marble, and I have had a few Encounters that helped substantiate that love for the “Space Guys”….I have had very close encounters with “THE VISITORS,” and I am amazed at how calm and nonchalant I have remained…
At any rate, the “Happening” was over twenty years ago at the little country hospital where I manage a Respiratory Care Department. My former Spouse was in the process of divorcing me so she could run off with her “Dream Guy,” and I was temporarily without a place to stay; enter the “Space Witch.” I will call her Jody, because she sorta reminded me of a Jody. She said that she understood my plight and had a spare room in her “double-wide,” if I would care to share rent and board. After I laid down certain ground rules concerning my absolute avoidance of any impending “relationships.” I moved into the little room in Zionsville….seemed weird, what had I heard about Zion…Oh yeah, “the beautiful city of GOD.” It was more like an Arm-Pit, but it did have a roof…..for that, I was grateful.
One day, Jody came to me and said; “I need to discuss something very important with You.” And I’m thinking, Yeah, me too, How’s about putting some clothes on, but I didn’t say too much. She was very serious when she began speaking….”Keno, I’m not from here,” she said. Foolishly, I replied, “I know, aren’t you from Kentucky or somewhere like that?” She demanded that I listen to her…..Said She was from a different location in the Solar System…..went on to say that she needed to have a surgical procedure (a lump removed from a breast), and because she was not from Earth, if she were to take our Anesthesia, that she would probably die. (by now, I’m thinking she’s been smoking some pretty good herbs) Jody said that she wanted and needed me to come with her to Bastrop to meet her “FRIENDS”, and to learn Hypnotism so I could hypnotize her for Surgery without Anesthesia.

Okay, that’s enough, Jody, this is getting just a little far-fetched for me to take with a straight face. I realized that she was not kidding in the least when she continued; “ My People will teach You the techniques that you will need to put me “under” and keep me there as I undergo the operation in perfect comfort without anesthesia. Please say that you will do this for me…there is nobody else…”

Well, I’m thinking, why can’t your space friends do it, Jody?” I explained to her that even if I were to go through this process, the hospital would never allow a “hypnotic surgery”….Well; she informed me that she had already spoken with the surgeon, and he had approved it. (At that point, I realized that she had probably “put a spell on him”, there was no other explanation)…..but, it gets even better.

Jody realizes she’s not making much head-way with me, so she throws out the perfect teaser…..”If you do this for me, Mr. Oyea Kendali, I will show You many wonderful aerial anomalies….I said, “What do you mean, Jody?” She said she would show me a sky-full of spacecraft….said they were there every night for a little while longer. She seemed so matter-of-fact about the whole thing, and now she had me. Before long, we were off to meet the “OTHERS.” I took my own vehicle in case things got too alien, I could beat a hasty retreat and hope to outrun their “phasers”…..Tee Hee….
Before too long, we were pulling into a driveway in the “TIKI VILLAGE” subdivision of Bastrop, Texas. I noticed right away that this was a true Mansion….brass ornamentation everywhere……stately gables with lots of stained glass windows….The Lady of the House appeared at the front door, and Jody introduced me to Her….Her handshake was warm and friendly….kinda….She invited me in for a tour of the house….White carpeting, crystal chandeliers, a Grand Piano….marble fireplace….Jed Clampett’s place was no fancier….Before we get any deeper into the proceedings, be advised that I had decided that I would neither eat nor drink anything while on this “encounter.”

As we walked through the castle, I noticed that there were several groups of people quietly talking among themselves….”Self-Help Groups,” Jody said to me, as she quietly read my mind. As we continued, we encountered a larger group….a very silent group except for the seven-foot-tall blonder than Nordic group leader! He turned to look at me, and his eyes were so blue that I could not stand to hold his gaze…He was healing the group with several large colored Crystals!!!!!!!! I want outta here….

I was led to the back room where it was pleasantly quiet and there was recording equipment placed strategically around the table in the middle. I was handed a manuscript and told to peruse it…..after a brief study time, I was given a microphone and told to read the hypnosis instructions….music played in the background as we taped the messages….”Okay, that’s it, someone said. Take this tape and a copy….also, take this Sony Walkman and extra batteries…..on the morning of the surgery and just read this page to Jody, just the way that you did here. When you get back in surgery, place the headphones on her and push start….You should have to do little else until it’s finished. Thank You, Mr. Kendali, for doing this great service for US. You are a Life-Saver.”
Oyea, if you’d like to come up (to the third balcony), the light show is about to begin. I walked up the stairs to the balcony and took a seat….I suppose that “THEY” were having something akin to tea and crumpets, as they chatted energetically. (please note that I have left out the part where the Lady brought me a pair of men’s swimming trunks and I went down to the pool….where I was surrounded by a host of women that had gazes that looked something like hungry sharks…was glad to get back on dry land.)

As I looked skyward over the pines, I saw a point of light that went from horizon to straight overhead in a fraction of a second…Geeezzzz, I heard myself mutter…..then, the sky was full of them….careening at impossible speeds….no inertia….starting and stopping on a dime and resuming their paths at impossible angles!….I stood, pointed, and yelled “Look At That”!!!!! No one was in the least bit interested….one lady said something like “Yeah, you shoulda seen them last night.” And went right back to her chatting with her BUDS…..” After what seemed like hours, they were gone…nothing but dark skies and chatting ALIENS…….I was so shaken by what I had witnessed and even more so by the lack of interest shown by THE OTHERS….AND now, I was a Hypnotic Anesthesiologist…..Let’s get choppin’!
To say that I felt totally foolish and nervous as a cat on Surgery day is putting it way too mildly. Actually, I was a wreck….everyone was looking at Me, and not with pleasant glances….Before long, Jody, told the lady in the next bed to turn her television volume up louder or she too would be hypnotized (Oh, brother…) I read my little transcript, and Jody was out like a light with a quaint little smile on her lips…..back to surgery we went, and I trembled with embarrassment as I scrubbed for the operation.

I took the Walkman and turned it on…guess what? It didn’t work…I frantically put the spare batteries in….NOTHING…..I sent the secretary out for more batteries……nothing worked……they are now making the incision with a laser……I bend down to Jody’s ear and say, “Jody, the Walkman is not working, but things are proceeding well”. At that point, she opens her eyes and says; “I have to have that TAPE!” Now the sweat is pouring off me….I want to disappear through the floor……

Okay, all done says the surgeon…..”Things look okay”, he says to me…..Jody opens her eyes and smiles and says “Let me see that Walkman”….she presses play and of course it works like a charm….as we proceed back to “recovery”, she begins laughing and says “Relax, Oyea, It’s all Done….Thank you for your help.”
Soon after these events, I permanently parted company from Jody, the little WHITE WITCH from the planet MUNIMULA….WHICH HAPPEN’S TO BE ALUMINUM SPELLED BACKWARDS….I haven’t seen many “ariel anomalies” since then, But I know that they are there, and I truly know that THEY WALK AMONG US.
Oyea Kendali, Author

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1
October

The Life of Riley: Babs’s Wedding – Season 4, Episode 19 (1956)

thefilmarchive.org DVD: www.amazon.com 20 January 1956 The Life of Riley with William Bendix in the title role, is a popular radio series American situation comedy of the 1940s, which was adapted in 1949 feature film, a long TV series of the 1950s (originally with Jackie Gleason as Riley for a truncated season, and then with Bendix for 6 seasons), and a book of 1958 Dell comic. The show began as a proposed Groucho Marx radio series, The Flotsam Family, but the sponsor was afraid of what is essentially a straight head of household role for the actor was. (Groucho went to the town of Blue Ribbon from 1943 to 1944 and then hosted You Bet Your Life from 1947 to 1961.) Then producer Irving Brecher saw Bendix as a taxi company owner Tim McGuerin Hal Roach McGuerins The Brooklyn (1942) . The family was with Bendix cast as blundering Flotsam Chester A. Riley, a wing riveter fiction Cunningham Aircraft plant in California revised. His frequent exclamation of indignation has become one of the most famous slogans of the 1940s: “That the development of a Revoltin” it! “The radio series of the immense popularity of a supporting character, Digby” Digger “O’Dell (John Brown), will benefit” the friendly undertaker. “The term” Living the life of Riley “suggests an ideal of living, possibly living someone else’s money, time or work. Instead, a negative free riders or golddigging aspect, it instead assumes that a detained person or beneficiary . <b> b …</>

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30
September

SKOOL-DAZE

For weeks now, Mom and Dad have  been talking about my going to “BIG SCHOOL”.  They try to make IT sound like such a positive, but I am feeling such a sense of FOREBODING, that I can barely stand it.  (Isn’t it just the strangest thing for a Six-year-old to think in these terms?)  Big School sounds a lot like “Pig School”, and I am afraid.  I’m too Little, for God’s sake; sometimes my Mommy still feeds me my oatmeal…I cannot leave her eternal protection…there are Mean People out there who can’t wait to injure and “pick on” POLIO victims.  How will I ever get back Home….What if I have to “Pee” or “Poo-Poo”?  What if I can’t wait?  How will I get my food or drink water…I wonder if they have milk?  Dear Lord, I cannot do it!  Let’s not talk about it anymore, Mommy, and I’ll just stay here with YOU, OKAY?  Please……..I’ll be a GOOD BOY, You’ll see….Everything will be fine; just don’t make me go….She held me gently and tightly, and cried with me, but I knew that I was going to have to go to BIG SCHOOL.  DAMN……How will I ever get back home?  Suddenly I feel so exposed to the world; everyone will know the truth about my disease-twisted body, and my tiny injured brain that cannot learn many things…I want the mountains to crumble and fall on me…..and hide my pitiful and frightful self from the “Normal Ones”.  Hear me, Lord, and Please Hide Me…..

Wow, this “school thing” has me bothered to the point that I cannot sleep.  I want to listen to “HOPALONG CASSIDY” on the radio in the morning, and watch Mommy as she fixes breakfast and irons clothes, and dances as she cleans my beautiful House.  These wonderful things can’t be coming to an end.  I want her to put on “CHON SON D’MOUR” and sing along and try to teach me to sing.  What if my teacher is old, mean, and wears glasses….what if she has bad breath and her clothes smell like moth balls…what is she wears shoes like a witch…and what if she HATES crippled children.  Father, if it be your WILL, please take this cup of SUFFERING from my Soul….but, as always, let not my will but YOUR’S be done. Wow, where did THAT come from?!

It’s morning….I feel so Sick…things seem Rushed for the first time in my Life…there is discord where once only Harmony was.  Mom looks worried, Sad, and Harried. Daddy put way too much milk in my oatmeal, and I cannot eat it.  He doesn’t know about food, even though he was a cook in the WAR.  Time to get in the car….I’ll ride with Daddy today, but hereafter I must take the bus.  Mercy, that’ll be another scary story!  In five seconds, we were at Rosteet Elementary; Dad frogged me on the arm and said: “Go get-um, Tiger!” and there was Mrs. McKee, holding my hand and escorting me to the classroom.  She looked nice enough, and she smelled great….kinda like the fragrance  when I would open Mommy’s purse…..Okay, I like Mrs. McKee.

We looked at “picture-books” and played with clay. (Hey, not so bad) After a while, she pulled the black shades down and showed us films as she read along.  The little projector made a neat sound, and those old rolls of film had a fragrance of their own which was hypnotic.  Things are quiet and dark, and now I’m feeling my first big bout of “home-sickness”, and I suddenly bolt for the door….across the schoolyard and begin sprinting down the street towards HOME….It seems so far…will I ever get there, or will I become lost forever?  It’s been raining, and where they’ve been working on the roads, it is so muddy….as I run ever faster, my shoe comes off in the mud…..As I retrieve it, I realize that I will be in severe trouble, both for leaving school against orders, and for getting my clothing all muddy.  I want Mommy….I hate PIG-SCHOOL! I just want to die, and be free from this misery. All at once I find myself in Mommy’s arms…weeping severely, as I recount the Horrors of my first “near-day” at school.  She holds me, reassures me, and then draws me a hot bath; Gosh, it feels great, and as I soak in a generous Helping of Mr. Bubble, Mom deftly cleans my shoes, and rinses the mud from my clothing in the bathroom lavatory.  She is smiling.  She would never admit it, but I believe She was as glad to have me Home as I was to be There.  Never a word was mentioned to Daddy, and it remained Our Secret for a Lifetime.

Thereafter, School did not seem quite so intolerable, and I adapted fairly well….even learned to read well enough to be elevated to the “Blue-Bird” reading group, which was comprised of the “top readers”. I missed Mom a little less severely, and I knew that if I was good and stayed at school, that I would go HOME in a little while, and SHE would hold her “LITTLE MAN”, and give him a special treat. Guess I began to nearly enjoy “BIG SCHOOL”.  “SEE THE BIG DOG, MOM, SEE HIM DIG. DIG, DIG, DIG…..

After a while, dear READER, when the memories once again fill my Mind and Heart, I will recount other adventures encountered en route to my education.  Hopefully, I will touch on occurrences to which you can relate and appreciate….Bye for now, Gotta go Study!

OYEA KENDALI

AUTHOR

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28
September

IT’S ALL JUST SO AMAZING

Hey, ya’ll, Oyea Kendali here again with what is to be my latest composition.  I hope that you’ll find it pleasing and satisfying to your literary palate.   The woman, for whom I was created, has vowed to make me the number one author in the entire world.    With her drive, intelligence, and desire to succeed, she may just “pull the whole thing off.”   Goodness knows, that with my ever-increasing need to support, please, and protect her, I can never rest until the deed is done.    All that I do anymore is for my angelic one, for whom I have carried this so hot torch for nearly half a century; and I’m really just getting started.   If you, the reader, will do your part, then together we can make her dream a reality, and fulfill my soul at the same time.  Read and enjoy, my friends, as I recount some of my fondest memories and experiences.

1110 Summit Street;  that was my very first address.   My quaint little home was such an enchanted abode; I can still recall the exact layout of the “little 2 bedroomer”, which was both my castle and my fortress.   Mom was the silent and powerful matriarch who kept our house in total order; always immaculately clean, with everything in its proper place.   She also provided that perfect “woman’s touch” that saturated our home, and made us want to live in that home forever.

Every now and again, while visiting my home town, I will drive by the house in the early morning….before anyone or anything is stirring….I park my car in front of the little “wood-framer”, and just let the memories pour over me. Once I encountered myself…the tiny “myself” who used to dwell there in my infancy and childhood….I could barely breathe for what seemed like hours.  That little boy, who wanted to live there forever, had actually stayed. He wanted me to remain with him to play “trucks” and make “mud-pies”, but I told him that I could not stay.  His smile never dimmed, as he said:  “That’s okay, you will come home soon, and then we’ll play forever, and stay with our Mommy…….And Santa will be here soon!  And maybe it will snow.  We are ready for you to come home, big Keno…..we love you…..and you will be safe and happy with us…..you and Lanelle will be safe and happy with us.”

Our sweet Mrs. Hopkins, who lived directly behind us, was my caregiver and babysitter while I was recuperating from the ravages of polio.   She would painstakingly apply my special shoes and leg-braces and take me for walks and tell me stories….stories of Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Chip and Dale, the Chipmunks….and sometimes she would rub my back while she told me those wonderful stories…..and I would laugh and smile….She would kiss me and call me her “Little Keno”.   Mrs. Hopkins was the epitome of goodness…Maybe I should drive by her house and see if she is still there…..in her home……waiting for my return….me and Lanelle…..

My neighbors were actually quite few, but I’d like to give them all some “air time” because they all played an irreplaceable part of my history on the Summit street of life….Big Thomas was a good friend and a gentle giant; perhaps he was a little mischievous.  We were once antagonizing a Palomino Stallion in the “vacant lot” near my home, and Thomas wanted to get closer to the angry beast.  In the twitching of a horse’s tail, the beast grabbed the flesh of Tom’s chest, lifted him off the ground and shook him like a rag-doll. Tom’s injuries were quite severe, and took so long to finally heal.   We never bothered that pony again!  He went on to become a fabulous musician, playing bass guitar for a wonderful “Swamp Pop” band called The Souls.   Tom was definitely my inspiration for pursuing my own musical career.  Sadly, he died at a very young age……… miss you, Big Thomas…

Roger Hyde was the little “snotty-nosed” neighborhood snoop.  He was always into things that did not belong to him, and he was the one who entered the neighbor’s house and found the Airman dead, after an apparent suicide.   He always told us that his Dad was going to bring him a camel home from Saudi Arabia…don’t know if he ever got that beast of burden….hope so….

Cecil and Butch lived at the end of the block and had horses….Butch was always working with Saipan, his finest horse…..he would always yell at Saipan, and demand that he live up to his regal name.  Cecil taught me how to ride a bicycle….one of life’s most important lessons to be sure.   He moved away, and we lost touch….found him later on the internet….he’s a retired rancher, who now loans money to other ranchers and farmers….good man, that Cecil.

Don’t remember much about “Weird Don” next door, but he once turned his entire backyard into a catfish pond, and his sister used to give me “piggy-back” rides all the time….she was one of those teenagers that Mom had warned me about…..she once kissed me….hard and long on the mouth….I didn’t know what to make of that, and afterwards, she stopped giving me “piggy-back” rides….. perhaps she thought ten-year-olds were “too old” for “piggy-back” rides…..

Mike and Ronnie lived across the street…there was a vacant lot next to their house, and that’s where we played baseball and football….they taught me to play fairly well, in spite of my handicap, and they were so kindhearted….they would frequently give me extra strikes….until I would finally hit the ball….my friends, I think of you frequently.

Well, that’s just about it for my old neighborhood and neighbors….oh, except for Monica, who was so tiny and well-coordinated that she could stand straight up on her Dad’s outstretched hand.  That was the only trick that she knew, but she was the best in the world.  Sometimes, her Daddy would buy extra popsicles from the “Ice Cream Man”, so she could share with us “poorer” kids.  Thanks, Monica.

So, dear reader, there’s a picture of my home place and the people who surrounded it…a magical place, and amazing people… each responsible in part for all that I have become and will become as time goes on…..until I return to little Keno and play trucks and make mud-pies, and be with Mommy, and watch it snow, and see Santa, and dwell forever with Lanelle…..it’s just all so amazing!

Oyea Kendali, Author

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